bowlegsandangels:

killercest:

cameronjohngodfrey:

azazels-child:

why is sexuality such a big thing like 

just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent

why is it such a huge thing

You should run for office.

if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder

yeah, definitely run for office.

andrewhussiesbosom:

talking to your parents on the phone

ollivander:

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

#now we can finally have it our way

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

sometimes-butts:

My history teacher, Mr. Arts, really wants a fandom that worships him because he has self esteem issues so all in favor of a Mr. Arts fandom, reblog this so his lil bald head could be happy

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I hate it when I lose my black friend in the dark

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seriously hel p i cant find them,

night-shading:

sciencepoints:

Welcome to the new tumblr, everyone!

ifyouhadwings:

teamniceboyfriends:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that

YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste